Just for fun

Personas.

I love the way it churned out my name.

Because i think really reflects me well

Learn about Personas here

Oh, and dudes, you Durban beauties, you should’ve won!!

If you have not read this, do it now.

Seriously. Just click here.

(p.s. Thank you Graeme for this insight. You rock)

made my week. waha.

Maybe i’m a bad person, but seriously, this had me canning at my desk.

and finally.

Look, I know we’ve all seen it before but Wah, it  made me smile today.

here

this is not a game of who the fuck are you…

Waha.

my lolcat for today

I never do this but…

I had to put this up.

Email jokes generally make me squeamish but this one made me vrotlaugh because, hells, dude, it’s so true (and let’s remember, i’m one of three kids!)

Kudos to my bro and sister-in-law for sending it to me.

Birth Order of Children

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
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Preparing for the Birth:

1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don’t bother because you remember that last time,
breathing didn’t do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month
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The Baby clothes:

1st baby: You pre-wash newborn’s clothes, colour co-ordinate them, and
fold them neatly in the baby’s little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard
only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can’t they?
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Worries:

1st baby: At the first sign of distress–a whimper, a frown–you pick up
the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your
firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical
swing
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Dummies:

1st baby: If the dummy falls on the floor, you put it away until you can
go home and wash and sterilise it.
2nd baby: When the dummy falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some
juice from the baby’s bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
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Nappy changing:

1st baby: You change your baby’s nappies every hour, whether they need
it or not.
2nd baby: You change their nappy every two to three hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their nappy before others start to complain
about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
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Activities:

1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
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Going Out:

1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call
home five times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a
number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees
blood.
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At Home:

1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older
child isn’t squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
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Swallowing Coins:

1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the
hospital and demand x-rays.
2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for
the coin to pass.
3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his
allowance!

thursday thinkday

thursday’s a thinkday for me. I have a lot to catch up on today so i’ll be pretty quiet.

but, i had to tell you something. i think i heart Chris Rock even more after seeing this
and reading this on onelongminute

have a good day darlings.

pfffffffffffft wahhah.

only one person in the world. yes, that’s you, will, will get it if i say…

ginormous and gaping.

here.

pfffft WHAHAAH

for my bro.

Says she, as she sits at her desk, swinging on her chair and rocking
whilst she sings shittily. =D