My link of the week..
Dedicated to all the retards abounding out there (and my oh my, we all know how I feel about stupid people…). You know you’re stupid, we know you’re stupid. Please just save all of us a whole lot of trouble and angst by just sticking to this
Thanks, my not-stupid friend, for sharing this.
1. it’s busy out here, but, it’s all good.
2. cameron is divine.
3. i wish i could do more to make this transition easier for you.
4. i have the best friends in the whole world.
5. it’s nearly 11pm, and i’m feeling blessed.
6. bed-time.
7. sleep tight.
8. p.s. monotonous. X
i am so tired. i’ve been up since 4am.
i have done some pretty seemingly impossible things today.
i have been cursed and blessed over and over again, in circles and squares.
i have been crying. i am sad for the loss of two great people today.
i am worried. for the future, for the past, for the inbetween.
i have been smiled at, laughed at and yelled at.
i have fought with shite internet connections all day.
i have listened whilst many people grieve over people lost, fallen souls and ended hopes.
i have grieved for some of my own. i am clean of them now.
i have whined a lot and my flatmate from heaven has held my hand, even when she runs out of fingers to grasp on to.
my bossperson believed in me. even got down on the floor and bowed at my feet for making the impossible possible.
my friends have spoken and been there.
my mother understood how busy i was and yet, that i wanted so badly to listen and pray for the lost hippo. (yes, there’s a lost hippo. he’s on a beach. i hope he’s there for a holiday).
i am okay.
i know i did good things today. with faith, diligence and love.
but, this twitter,
this twitter made my week.
From: Ok. Just so you all know and there is no confusion: Cath Jenkin is a f&^%ing goddess. Disagree ? No one cares, you’re an idiot
A post by picture, because I have run out of words. Quite simple, really.
I blame you, and I’m okay with it.
thanks matt. this is me ’stealing your idea’ pah. AND i’m giving you props too. sheesh. sometimes… smirk.
in fact, i’m just gonna copy and paste the conversation. it’s just a whole lot easier:
zmatt says:
Pretty comes tomorrow
Cath says:
wah.
Cath says:
HER NAME IS PRETTY
zmatt says:
yes !
Cath says:
(dead)
zmatt says:
and she’s an amazon
zmatt says:
huge !
Cath says:
WAH
Cath says:
dont worry
Cath says:
i went to school with a girl called virginity
Cath says:
she had three kids by the time we finished school
zmatt says:
i saw a guy on tv once…he was a witness to a murder
zmatt says:
his name was evidence
zmatt says:
i shit you not
Cath says:
WAH
Cath says:
slays me
Cath says:
anne saw another the other day
Cath says:
shit was what is it
Cath says:
YES thats it
Cath says:
Modify
Cath says:
his name was Modify
Cath says:
and theres a guy who works for special assignment
Cath says:
His name is
Cath says:
Godknows
Cath says:
I shit you not
zmatt says:
whahahaha
zmatt says:
i am going to write a “book” starting today sometime (maybe)
zmatt says:
on all the random shit in my brain
zmatt says:
so i don’t forget it.
Cath says:
thats why i blog
a. i’ve said this for years but, it appears Corita Kent got it published: “Life is a succession of moments, To live each one is to succeed.”
/end vaguely intelligent, philosophical talk for the day.
b. these are two of my all time favourite bash.org quotes:
HEY EURAKARTE
INSULT
RETORT
COUNTER-RETORT
QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
RIPOSTE
ADDON RIPOSTE
COUNTER-RIPOSTE
COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
and
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s’mores and all… and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor’s house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire….
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing…
i’d usually have something
(a) coherent;
(b) offensive and/or;
(c)intelligent
to say on a morning like this after four coffees and a cigarette but,
i don’t.
i just have a big, dumb grin on my face.
yeah, it seems everyone’s getting married nowadays. all the cool kids are doing it, so why aren’t i?
yeah, that’s for another day’s rant, thanks.
anyway, my point here is:
happy wedding day dave and shanna.
happy wedding day chris and nikki.
sending you a million loves and may the only hitches that go off today, be your hitchings themselves.
xx
