my funny chat for the day

thank you for listening. i’m ignoring real life right now, and posting my funny chat for today, instead.

a friend and i were discussing the finer points of the ‘dating game’ (i hate that term. if i wanted to play a game, i’d fire up some Quake Tourno and release pent up anger. worst case, i’d roll out the monopoly board. with me, what you see is what you get. i’m honestly not into gameplaying unless it’s behind a keyboard. nerd, i know, don’t really give a hoot. anyhoo).

anyway, he had some funny things to say:

*** says:
i am just looking for a decent chickzor :/
C@th says:
they do exist i swear
*** says:
i find most woman 1 dimensional

if i wanted 1 dimensional
I will download them
C@th says:
THANK YOU
*** says:
is the same
*** says:
but without the whining
*** says:
and you never hold me etc
C@th says:
YES!
C@th says:
and you dont pay me enough attention etc
*** says:
plus
C@th says:
theyre cheaper
*** says:
the dl’d ones don’t fall pregnant
*** says:
or get jealous
*** says:
and you ain’t gonna catch anything from them that a format can’t cure

reason 5749750934 why i love south africa

thanks matt. this is me ’stealing your idea’ pah. AND i’m giving you props too. sheesh. sometimes… smirk.
in fact, i’m just gonna copy and paste the conversation. it’s just a whole lot easier:

zmatt says:
Pretty comes tomorrow

Cath says:
wah.

Cath says:
HER NAME IS PRETTY

zmatt says:
yes !

Cath says:
(dead)

zmatt says:
and she’s an amazon

zmatt says:
huge !

Cath says:
WAH

Cath says:
dont worry

Cath says:
i went to school with a girl called virginity

Cath says:
she had three kids by the time we finished school

zmatt says:
i saw a guy on tv once…he was a witness to a murder

zmatt says:
his name was evidence

zmatt says:
i shit you not

Cath says:
WAH

Cath says:
slays me

Cath says:
anne saw another the other day

Cath says:
shit was what is it

Cath says:
YES thats it

Cath says:
Modify

Cath says:
his name was Modify

Cath says:
and theres a guy who works for special assignment

Cath says:
His name is

Cath says:
Godknows

Cath says:
I shit you not

zmatt says:
whahahaha

zmatt says:
i am going to write a “book” starting today sometime (maybe)

zmatt says:
on all the random shit in my brain

zmatt says:
so i don’t forget it.

Cath says:
thats why i blog

quotes from today

1. a bus on wings. WAHAAHHAAHAHH
2. ‘please don’t ever make happiness by the body on top of my linen’ WAHAHAHAH
3. ‘this is a looooong and complicated story whch will have to be explained using diagrams and pictures…’
4. getting news that boose toilet paper tam tam is coming home for the season of fest.
5. it’s the little things that keep me going nowadays too. big things generally just sideswipe me.

for the first day back at work, i have laughed a lot and smiled significantly at this here lil screen.

oh, last note. one day soon i will have a coherent blog post. til then, i hope you’re all doing the longest survey of all time. if you are not, i am disappointed. no sweeties for you, naughty pumpkins

beatles revisited. under a gay pride sun.

Potentially Offensive. Try not to take it out of context.

now im a big fucking fan of the beatles, dont get me wrong, but warren (yes, sheena, the same warren!) and i got started on something today… it made me smirk a lot…

Warren says:
homo….lol
Warren says:
homo’s all you need
Warren says:
i think that was the beatles right?
Warren says:
Homo’s All You Need
Cath says:
WAHHAAHAHAHA
Cath says:
All you Need is Gay
Warren says:
oh thats right
Cath says:
We All Live in a Pink Submarine
Warren says:
WE ALL LIVE WITH A YELLOW, STINKY QUEEN
Cath says:
WAHAHHHA
Cath says:
I wanna hold your wang
Warren says:
LOL !!!!
Warren says:
Let Him Pee
Cath says:
LOL
Cath says:
Lucas in the Sky with Diamonds (in his ears)
Cath says:
Happiness Is a Warm Weewee
Cath says:
i could carry on
Warren says:
LOL !!!
Warren says:
Lucas in the Sky with Diamonds (volume 14)
Cath says:
Sergeant Peckers Lonely Hearts club
Warren says:
ROFL !!
Cath says:
wait wait
Cath says:
A Hard Dave’s Night
Warren says:
FUCK !!!
Cath says:
Can’t Buy Me Rentboy
Cath says:
Strawberry Dildos Forever?
Cath says:
‘With a little help From my friends” doesnt.even.need.altering.

hello michael.

hello michael. little adopted brother type person.

Cath says:
fuck youre right.
Cath says:
im on it
Cath says:
tho
Cath says:
big time
Cath says:
like a fuckign msisin of note
Cath says:
sorry i meant mission
Cath says:
lol
Michael says:
thats cool, 11 days of house hunting …. i’ll bring the marshmallows
Cath says:
ehheeh
Michael says:
ha ha, we all have those so excitable we cant type properly moments
Cath says:
FWAHAHHAHA
Michael says:
always hit when you least expect
Cath says:
my life is one big one of those
Cath says:
wahhahh
Michael says:
ha ha ha
Michael says:
i’ve noticed
Cath says:
really? have you? when? HAHAHAH

familiar. quite. you know this one is for you.

you fight with me at every turn.
convince-attempt towards my change.
last night i managed to undo every part of my resolve.
and yet, you’re still here.

horribly, horribly familiar. terribly, terribly deja vu.
your automatic responses to my whinge
the acceptance of the chaotic decisions
despite your clear intentions and logical thought
you put them aside for my mission.

for years now, you have questioned and termed and never without reason.

you are indeed, my silent hero. without cape.

this sums up more about this crazy mindmassive bubble we seem to inhabit.
i am forever indebted to you.

here

toe

david. CHANGE THAT PICTURE NOW.

this is bape coming back to get me

context: cath is having a detox day, is barefoot and spent five hours this weekend attempting to change a lightbulb she could not reach, in amongst other things.

this, this is the BAPE I get:

Barefoot Bloos – by a Numetal Emo Baby
(inspired by duality – slipknot)

She dropped the peanut between her thiiiiiighs
Fresh fruuuuit and veg, is all that she desires
She’s a hiiiipy now, barefoot all the way
If this detox goes on… im not gonna make it ..

Heavy guitar riff

Verse 1

(Rapping )

Changing a broken light fitting
Is tougher than you think
She reached and stretched moaned and groaned
She never thought that she could shrink

Four to five hours later
She was still in despair
No socks or shoes on her feet
Yes that’s right, they were bare

pre chorus riffy thing (dun dun dunna da dun dun dunna)

SHE DROPPED THE PEANUT BETWEEN HER THIIIIIIIGHS

Bridge:

Now her toes are in pain!

Repeat chorus

******

my retort:

Our Mate Dave – by a Non Emo Short Person

our mate dave
is not all that suave
he’s keen like a bean
but roti is his queen

he talks about it in his sleep
and is ultimately prone to anything that goes fweep
he takes it all on the chin
but since abby absconded
he’s in shit up to his shin

he cancels his leave
needs a hair weave

our mate dave
is just his dad’s emo slave

***** FWAHHAAHAHHAH*****

Thank you for the BAPE!

thank god for my friends.

dave says:
im cutting my leave short by a week
Cath says:
aish man
dave says:
bleh
dave says:
oh well
Cath says:
fuck man thats just not fair
dave says:
what can i do
dave says:
i could mope about it
dave says:
become bitter and abscond
dave says:
LOL !!
Cath says:
you could
Cath says:
do like everyone else in the world
Cath says:
and go emo
Cath says:
oh wait! we already have the hair!
dave says:
LOL !!
dave says:
speak for yourself
dave says:
LOL !!
dave says:
im determined to make my hair as un emo as possible
dave says:
besides
Cath says:
spike it then
Cath says:
LOL
dave says:
i think the whole emo phase is dying anyway
dave says:
LOL !
Cath says:
lol
Cath says:
it would if it could reach the razors
dave says:
LOOOOOOOOOL !!
Cath says:
if its muMEH would open the bathroom cabinet for it…
dave says:
wahahahhahaha

c@th is…

pissing herfelf laughing

(spelling intentional)