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Fodder Friday

2 10 2009

Stole this from Angel

1. Who was your first prom date?

Er. The first dance I ever went to was with a boy called Robert. Kudos, me, for avoiding the biblical names that time round. I’ve seen the photos, though. Remind me to never go goth again? kthx

2. Do you still talk to your first love?

Yes. Weirdly. He’s my best mate’s ex too. Everybody say “weird”. But, yes, smile-e and I still talk. Daily.

3. What was your first alcoholic drink?

Peach Schnapps. GAH

4. What was your first job?

Video Store Assistant. Alot of Ass-sitting

5. What was your first car?

No, we don’t talk about that

6. Who was the first person to text you today?

Cath

7. Who was the first person you thought of this morning?

Larcy

8. Who was your first grade teacher?

Er. Ms Chislett. Yes.

9. Where did you go on your first flight in a plane?

When I was a little mite.

10. Who was your first best friend and do you still talk?

Charlene. And yes, we do.

11. Where was your first sleepover?

Um. I think it was at Tracy’s house Wah. Infamous.

12. Who was the first person you talked to today?

Cameron

13. Whose wedding were you in for the first time?

Guess what? I’ve successfully avoided bridal parties all my life by being pregnant or on the other side of the world when they happen. this run ends soon, though, when Seh the Boobs makes me walk down the aisle before her. For her, I’ll do it though.

14. What was the first thing you did this morning?

Tweet. Tweet.

15. What was the first concert you went to?

Shit. First concert type thing? Concert in the park. First concert concert? Bon Jovi. Alanis Morissette. Def Leppard.

16. First tattoo?

A spiral on my ass

17. First piercing?

Ears. I have no piercings now

18. First foreign country you went to?

Haven’t left

19. First movie you remember seeing?

Weirdly. I don’t

20. What state did you first live in?

Where I am now

21. Who was your first room mate?

First room-mate? Would be Tam. First person ever brave enough to live with me? Allan. And he still knows me better by facebook status than anyone. To him, I say “insert guit sideways” *codespeak(

22. When was your first detention?

Standard 5. Don’t tell my mother.

23. If you had one wish what would it be?

For Cam to never know hurt.

24. What is one thing you would learn, given the chance?

How to say no to people

25. What was the name of your imaginary friend?

Ask my sister. wah.

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stuff

1 08 2009

1. tis saturday evening and my feet are cold.

2. uploaded new photos in the usual place.

3. i seem to do random saturday night posts alot. heh.

4. Because Megan and I and Cam did pizza tonight and plotted ‘the compound’, i’ll take her tag and do this survey:

Using only songs from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to whoever you like. You can’t use the artist I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as “My Life According to (ARTIST NAME)”.

Pick Your Artist: Alanis Morissette

Are you male or female?

Sister Blister

Describe yourself:

So Unsexy

How do you feel?

Surrendering

Describe where you currently live:

The Heart of the House

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Utopia

Your favourite form of transportation:

On the Tequila

Your best friend is:

Knees of My Bees

Your favourite colour is:

So Pure

What is the weather like?

So-Called Chaos

Favourite time of day:

You Oughta Know

If your life was a T.V. show, what would it be called?

21 Things I want in a Lover

What is life to you?

Precious Illusions

Your relationships:

Spineless

Your fear:

That I Would Be Good

What is the best advice you have to give?

It’s a Bitch to Grow Up

If you could change your name, you would change it to:

Mary Jane

Thought for the day:

You Owe Me Nothing in Return

How I would like to die:

Hands Clean

My soul’s present condition:

Not All Me

My Motto:

You Learn

Using only songs from one artist, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to whoever you like. You can’t use the artist I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as “My Life According to Alanis Morissette” (also known by some as Anus Marmaset and Alan Morris and A Larney Marsupial )

Pick Your Artist: Alanis Morissette

Are you male or female?

Giggling again for no reason.

Describe yourself:

Unprodigal daughter.

How do you feel?

Doth i protest too much

Describe where you currently live:

Utopia

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Purgatorying

Your favourite form of transportation:

Straitjacket

Your best friend is:

Knees of My Bees

Your favourite colour is:

These are the thoughts

What is the weather like?

Spineless

Favourite time of day:

Out is through

If your life was a T.V. show, what would it be called?

Citizen of the planet

What is life to you?

Mercy

Your relationships:

Princes familiar

/no, actually that’s just one/

Your fear:

Not as we

What is the best advice you have to give?

Death of Cinderella

If you could change your name, you would change it to:

Sister Blister

Thought for the day:

No pressure over cappucino

How I would like to die:

(fuck off, shit question…) Joining you

My soul’s present condition:

Moratorium

My Motto:

You owe me nothing in return

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Because it’s Friday

23 07 2009

I’m doing a survey. Happy weekend you peeps. Don’t worry, I ain’t tagging…but there are 2 codespeak references to a friend in here. And said friend best do this survey

Nicked from Megan, who nicked it from the other Megan
1) What is your salad dressing of choice?
My own. I make good dressing

2) What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
currently hemingways

3) What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
seriously? why do all surveys have food questions in them? i want chocolate mint wafer biscuits.

4) What are your pizza toppings of choice?
feta. mint sauce. red onion.

5) What do you like to put on your toast?
peanut butter. still. 29 years on and nothing can touch black cat crunchy.

6) How many televisions are in your house?
two

7) What color cell phone do you have?
black

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right-handed

9) Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
two wisdom teeth, a small bump and the kid spontaneously removed herself one stormy night when just about nobody believed me she would. haha

10) What is the last heavy item you lifted?
have you met my daughter? before that it was the door at the office. hah.

11) Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
yes. and then i got a tattoo out of it. waha

12) If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
no.

13) If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Evangeline. My brother just laughed reading this.

14) Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
not

15) How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
er. five. no. six.

16) What’s your goal for the year?
survive it. love it even when i hate it.

17) Last person you talked to?
cameron

18) Last person you hugged?
cameron

19) Favorite Season?
spring

20) Favorite Holiday?
easter

21) Favorite day of the week?
friday. always so much possibility

22) Favorite Month?
June

23) First place you went this morning?
kitchen

24) What’s the last movie you saw?
i watched clerks 2 last night while working

25) Do you smile often?
yes

26) Do you always answer your phone?
yep

27) It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
megan. LOL. It will contain a points score.

28) If you could change your eye color what would it be?
brown

29) What flavor drink do you get at Sonic?
um. ill tell you when you get there

30) Have you ever had a pet fish?
yes. we’re still looking into getting stronger ones that can survive me being away

31) Favorite Christmas song?
Silent Night. Sung by Cam and Tasha

32) What’s on your wish list for your birthday?
I got what I wanted this year

33) Can you do push ups?
yes. possibly two. but then after that you’re making me tea

34) Can you do a chin up?
hell not

35) Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
both

36) Do you have any saved texts?
yes.

37) Ever been in a car wreck?
not a wreck per se

38) Do you have an accent?
apparently i have a twang that sounds awful on tape

39) What is the last song to make you cry?
dont leave – faithless

40) Plans tonight?
me and my monitor tanning

41) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
yes

42) Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
very expensive greek salad. smokes. frantic cellphone consumables

43) Have you ever been given roses?
yes.

44) Current hate right now?
er.

45) Met someone who changed your life?
Yes

46) How did you bring in the New Year?
in the best way. with good friends.

47) What song represents you?
i have to choose one? no, i refuse.

48) Name three people who might complete this
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i don’t know

49) What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
same thing i am right now

50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
you. and then “please let today not have a violin haha”

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69er…

21 07 2009

Due to a lack of time to devote to my creative brain, and random thoughtage, I thought I’d

steal this 69er survey from Angel

1. Are your parents married or divorced? Married. Always. Even though my Dad’s in

Heaven.

2. Are you a vegetarian? Trying to be proper again.

3. Do you believe in Heaven? Yep. Although I think there’s different layers of

Heaven,

4. Have you ever come close to dying? Oh yes. I still cringe about it. Poor Ga for

finding me.

5. What jewelry do you wear? every day, three rings. Each mean a lot to me for

different reasons. One is my own, bought by me the day after I found out I was pregnant with

Cam. The other was given to me by Sue, and the other is one I bought the week after I became

a single mom.

6. Favorite time of day? Cam’s bedtime story and cuddle time. Morning cuddles too.

7. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yep. All of it. Pass it on, hold the sauce,

thanks very much.

8. Do you wear makeup? Not often at all. You’re lucky if you find it on me twice a

month.

9. Ever have plastic surgery? Not, but I am considering it.

10. Do you color your hair? Yes, and please tell my mother it’s not going to seep into my

brain. thanks.

11. What do you wear to bed? Im a pjs fan, but once I’m in bed, it’s undies. But, er, that

depends too on company.

12. Have you ever done anything illegal? er, do you wanna invert that question? *ah, my

misspent youth…*

13. Can you roll your tongue? not as well as Cam can.

14. Do you tweeze your eyebrows? Used to and am petrified to touch them since the very

frenetic weird eyebrow contraption that led to Groucho Marx eyebrows incident of 2005.

15. What kind of sneakers? My sneakers. My favourite ones are gone. They were left on the

side of a road on the way back from the Splashy we all remember as “the one with pooh”. I

love my cheapola sneakers tho.

16. Do you still own vinyl? Yes. They’re stashed at my moms

17. What is your hair color? black, currently.

18. Future child’s name? Have one. Using it. Cameron.

19. Do you snore? Apparently, yes.

20. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? Right now? My bed.

21. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Not unless Cam has one with her.

22. If I won the lottery… I’d be handing out plane tickets to a lot of people.

23. Gold or silver? Silver

24. Hamburger or hot dog? I can has not dog?

25. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Truly? Liquorice.

26. City, beach or country? I can’t choose, I’ll have two days of each thanks, with

one day of whichever thrown in.

27. What was the last thing you touched? My mouse before typing this.

28. Where did you eat last? in my lounge, with Cam. We had toasties and green juice with

straws.

29. When’s the last time you cried? yesterday. With pride and sadness mixed up togethermy

30. Do you read blogs? Oh yes.

31. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? I have. Will has photos. And

video. We don’t show them to people

32. Ever been involved with the police? Not romantically, no.

33. Whats your favorite shampoo, conditioner and soap? I’m loving my Tresemme. I’m loving

my Coconut body scrub.

34. Do you talk in your sleep? Yep. It worries me.

35. Ocean or pool? Pool. The sea freaks me out a bit.

36. What’s your favorite song at the moment? I’m still stuck on a Katy Perry CD (*the

shame*) but, it’s therapeutic.

37. Hey!!! Where’s the question for#37… I have no idea.

38. What is your favorite colour/s? Green.

39. Ever met anyone famous? Depends on how you define ‘famous’.

40. Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life? Really? mmmmm. I think I have

done well with what I have been given.

41. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl with the fork. Cath can tell you how. We

do it the same way

42. Ricki Lake or Oprah? Anything but Noeleen. Although, Ricki makes me want to not pay

my TV licence.

43. Basketball or Football? Neither

44. How long do your showers last? They’re usually quick.But, the new house only has a

bath so, we’re into big bubbles and long soaks around these parts.

45. Automatic, or do you drive a stick? We don’t talk about this driving thing.

46. Cake or ice cream? Ice cream please.

47. Are you self-conscious? yes and no, i’ll just choose when I’m going to give a fuck

about what you think.

48. Have you ever drank so much you threw up? Yes.

49. Have you ever given money to a tramp? Twelve Rand Man w00t!

50. Have you been in love? Yes.

51. Where do you wish you were? Right where I am.

52. Are you wearing socks? Yes. Cute ones. With dots on.

53. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Not.

54. Can you tango? V. badly.

55. Last gift you received? A plane ticket.

56. Last sport you played? No,no, we don’t do that.

57. Things you spend a lot of money on? Rent, cellphone bill and spoiling Cam.

58. Where do you live? Durban

59. Where were you born? Durban

60. Last wedding attended? Cameron’s uncle.

61. Favorite alcoholic drink? if you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain…

62. What’d you do last weekend? Super chilled. Family. Baking. being thrown out of house

by Cam because she was cleaning the floors haha

63. Most hated food/s? ergh. its winter. i’m putting on my winter coat. Just give it to

me.

64. What’s your least favourite chore? Ironing. I am the suck at ironing.

65. Can you sing? Not in a way in which other people enjoy.

66. Last person you instant messaged? Heh. Heh. They’ll know. They’re reading this.

67. Last place you went on holiday? wah. a proper holiday or a mini break?

68. Favorite regular drink? Coca cola, thanks

69. Current crush? myself. seriously. I’m trying to remember that I come first. So I’m

crushing on me right now.

Due to a lack of time to devote to my creative brain, and random thoughtage, I thought I’d steal this 69er survey from Angel :)

1. Are your parents married or divorced? Married. Always. Even though my Dad’s in Heaven.

2. Are you a vegetarian? Trying to be proper again.

3. Do you believe in Heaven? Yep. Although I think there’s different layers of Heaven.

4. Have you ever come close to dying? Oh yes. I still cringe about it. Poor Ga for finding me and taking me to the hospital.

5. What jewelry do you wear? every day, three rings. Each mean a lot to me for different reasons. One is my own, bought by me the day after I found out I was pregnant with Cam. The other was given to me by Sue, and the other is one I bought the week after I became a single mom.

6. Favorite time of day? Cam’s bedtime story and cuddle time. Morning cuddles too.

7. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yep. All of it. Pass it on, hold the sauce, thanks very much.

8. Do you wear makeup? Not often at all. You’re lucky if you find it on me twice a month.

9. Ever have plastic surgery? Not, but I am considering it.

10. Do you color your hair? Yes, and please tell my mother it’s not going to seep into my brain. thanks.

11. What do you wear to bed? Im a pjs fan, but once I’m in bed, it’s undies. But, er, that depends too on company.

12. Have you ever done anything illegal? er, do you wanna invert that question? *ah, my misspent youth…*

13. Can you roll your tongue? not as well as Cam can.

14. Do you tweeze your eyebrows? Used to and am petrified to touch them since the very frenetic weird eyebrow contraption that led to Groucho Marx eyebrows incident of 2005.

15. What kind of sneakers? My sneakers. My favourite ones are gone. They were left on the side of a road on the way back from the Splashy we all remember as “the one with pooh and the tent, and having 15 people realise I’m either completely mad or completely right incident”. I love my cheapola sneakers tho.

16. Do you still own vinyl? Yes. They’re stashed at my moms

17. What is your hair color? black, currently.

18. Future child’s name? Have one. Using it. Cameron.

19. Do you snore? Apparently, yes.

20. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? Right now? My bed.

21. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Not unless Cam has one with her.

22. If I won the lottery… I’d be handing out plane tickets to a lot of people.

23. Gold or silver? Silver

24. Hamburger or hot dog? I can has not dog?

25. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Truly? Liquorice.

26. City, beach or country? I can’t choose, I’ll have two days of each thanks, with one day of whichever thrown in.

27. What was the last thing you touched? My mouse before typing this.

28. Where did you eat last? in my lounge, with Cam. We had toasties and green juice with straws.

29. When’s the last time you cried? yesterday. With pride and sadness mixed up together.

30. Do you read blogs? Oh yes.

31. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? I have. Will has photos. And video. We don’t show them to people

32. Ever been involved with the police? Not romantically, no.

33. Whats your favorite shampoo, conditioner and soap? I’m loving my Tresemme. I’m loving my Coconut body scrub.

34. Do you talk in your sleep? Yep. It worries me.

35. Ocean or pool? Pool. The sea freaks me out a bit.

36. What’s your favorite song at the moment? I’m still stuck on a Katy Perry CD (*the shame*) but, it’s therapeutic.

37. Hey!!! Where’s the question for#37… I have no idea.

38. What is your favorite colour/s? Green.

39. Ever met anyone famous? Depends on how you define ‘famous’.

40. Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life? Really? mmmmm. I think I have done well with what I have been given.

41. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl with the fork. Cath can tell you how. We do it the same way

42. Ricki Lake or Oprah? Anything but Noeleen. Although, Ricki makes me want to not pay my TV licence.

43. Basketball or Football? Neither

44. How long do your showers last? They’re usually quick.But, the new house only has a bath so, we’re into big bubbles and long soaks around these parts.

45. Automatic, or do you drive a stick? We don’t talk about this driving thing.

46. Cake or ice cream? Ice cream please.

47. Are you self-conscious? yes and no, i’ll just choose when I’m going to give a fuck about what you think.

48. Have you ever drank so much you threw up? Yes.

49. Have you ever given money to a tramp? Twelve Rand Man w00t!

50. Have you been in love? Yes.

51. Where do you wish you were? Right where I am.

52. Are you wearing socks? Yes. Cute ones. With dots on.

53. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Not.

54. Can you tango? V. badly.

55. Last gift you received? A plane ticket.

56. Last sport you played? No. No, we don’t do that.

57. Things you spend a lot of money on? Rent, cellphone bill and spoiling Cam.

58. Where do you live? Durban

59. Where were you born? Durban

60. Last wedding attended? Cameron’s uncle.

61. Favorite alcoholic drink? if you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain…

62. What’d you do last weekend? Super chilled. Family. Baking. being thrown out of house by Cam because she was cleaning the floors haha

63. Most hated food/s? ergh. its winter. i’m putting on my winter coat. Just give it to me.

64. What’s your least favourite chore? Ironing. I am the suck at ironing.

65. Can you sing? Not in a way in which other people enjoy.

66. Last person you instant messaged? Heh. Heh. They’ll know. They’re reading this.

67. Last place you went on holiday? wah. a proper holiday or a mini break?

68. Favorite regular drink? Coca cola, thanks

69. Current crush? Er. seriously? I think I am in deep and real love with a member of Take That (sarcasm, people, sarcasm).

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Seven Sins Survey

25 07 2008

I have no interest in work this afternoon. So, you lucky fuckers, you get to be bored with a survey. Happy Friday!

WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with?
Myself. For being too nice.

2. What is your weapon of choice?
I have a choice? Super. I am a firm believer in stray trucks and misplaced nuclear strikes, thanks.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Only if they deserved it. And yes, when I have, they deserved it.

4. How about of the same sex?
Only if they deserved it. And yes, when I have, they deserved it.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Wow. I am sure there is a list. And i don’t really care about it.

6. What is your pet peeve?
Fwah. Stupidity, Inefficiency, Assholes, Unfounded Egos.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
Probably too easily.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you don’t?
Laundry. I have to in our house. Three girls, dudes, three girls.

2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up?
Wah. 7pm. I did go to bed at 10am though.

4. What is the last lame excuse that you made?
Nothing can top my “cat peed on my homework” one. Although, in my defence, it was true.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Not.

6. When was the last time you got in a good workout?
Hi. Have you met my daughter? I get a couple every day, thanks.

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Twice.

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Probably… Carpe Diem.

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
Have you met me?

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event?
HAVE YOU MET ME? WHAHAHAHHAHAH. I have an interesting past.

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
Yes. Really. I have. They lasted a week. I walked away when the woman enthused and said “you know, one day, if you work really hard, you’ll be as beautiful as Britney Spears”. I canned myself laughing and walked out.

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Not anymore.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy?
Please pass me the S ‘n Vs and shut the fuck up

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought “lunch”?
WAHAHAHHAH. Oh lordy, I am sooo sending this to Matt. But, no, I have not.

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family):
Some. Some of them were not pretty. Some of them were.

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)
Not as many as I have seen naked.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite gender during a normal conversation?
I’m short. It happens unintentionally.

4. Have you ever kissed two people in one night?
WAHAHA. Now you’re just making me nostalgic.

5. What is your favorite body part on a person?
My boyfriend has the most gorgeous hands in the whole world.

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Not.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
None.

2. What’s your guilty pleasure store?
Bookstores. Woolies. and the space.

3. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich.

4. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Probably for a little while. ….you know… until I have ENOUGH!

5. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes

6. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
Fuck off. I have no idea. Alot.

PRIDE
1. What’s one thing you have done that you’re most proud of?
Raising my daughter every day.

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
I like to think: Raising my daughter every day; Getting that goddamn degree; Not ending up in the unemployment queue and surviving thus far without killing anyone.

3. What things would you like to accomplish in your life?
Be a good mom. Be a happy girl. All these things are always works in progress and all about the journey, not the destination. So I am accomplishing it today, and I probably will tomorrow.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
I loathe competition. Generally because it whines when it loses.

5.Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
No.

6.Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
No.

7. What did you do today that you’re proud of?
I did not murder the idiot who bought me KFC as a present.

ENVY

1. What item or person would you most want to have for your own?
Person I would want for my own? I have no interest in owning people, thanks. And i’m quite happy with the ones that are with me anyhoo. Item? I do really want my 6110 to magically spring back into life tho.

2. Who would you want to go on “Trading Spaces” with?
No idea. hah.

3.If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
Pass, thanks.

4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Smaller ass. Pointier nose. Seriously.

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Patience. I only have it for very select people and situations.

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sunday.

6 07 2008

listen – the buzz of the fridge and track 11 on cathcompilationcdsupermixloveitofalltimetunes

see – monitor. big ass one. its weird to work on this one after a week of the littley.

think – happy, happy thoughts. fanderful ones.

believe – in me. and you.

desire – another glass of milk.

feel – physically? tired hey. but its all good. am literally, super otherwise.

doing – oh my word. something i thought id never have to do again. but im okay with it.

looking – at the 205 unread mails in my inbox. but they’re not really unread. it just doesnt pick them up as read if i’ve read them serverside.

trashing – 152 messages.

creating – a banner image. which im probably not going to use but hey.

singing – not track 11. which is weird but good.

chatting – to an old mate.

finding out – THAT VIC(TORIA) IS IN TOWN!stoooked.(yes, sheena, the same viss mic

finishing – this random ass survey and then going to bed.

night night.

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oh bugger off work whilst i do a meme

2 07 2008

Got this from Sheena who stole it from Sweets and this is my WAB (work avoidance behaviour) for today. BAD CATH!!!

I am: sitting in the world’s smallest stall at the TB conference.

I know: a shitload more than i thought i did about the work that i do (thats self-deprecating and im going to have to pay a person five rand now)

I want: to stop having to say my name, and introducing my project.

I wish: i could go for a smoke?

I hate: the idea that so much money goes into sitting here.

I miss: my cam and my moose.

I fear: not much really

I feel: much older than i think i am

I smell: apples

I hear: alot of talking and fannying around

I crave: a cheesy toastie and some coffee right now.

I search: google daily for random crap that enters my brain. today my search terms are “longitudinal dork” and “manic shirts”

I wonder: why people really are dumb. and why people steal. it irks me.

I regret: nothing. not even cardigan wearing name shirters. they’re inspiring me on a 365u post. Wahah.

I love: that my life is all about being busy and loving and loved.

I ache: when I think about how quickly my daughter is growing up, and i hope every day that i am enough for her

I am not: going to dwell on it.

I believe: in ghosts and imaginary friends.

I dance: not as often as i want to.

I sing: loudly and with tv remotes or hair brushes with my flatmate. and badly. SOOO badly.

I cried last: night with hysterical laughter.

I fight: with myself daily. usually i win.

I write: whenever i can. however i can. on whatever i can.

I win: every time cameron says “i love you mommy”

I lose: my voice when i have something important to say.

I am never: going to tolerate being forced into compromise or submission again.

I always: put the curtains left over right.

I confuse: my words often. lysdexia rules. vissing mic etc

I listen: to music all day at work

I can usually be found: smiling

I need: a.cigarette.and.coffee.stat.

I am happy: most of the time. it does take a lot (and to define a lot you have to be me) to make me unhappied

I imagine: often about silly girl dreams.

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yells!

1 04 2008

survey.

as stolen from sheena’s ‘hugh’.

1. How old will you be in five years?
32. fuck

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
cameron

3. How tall are you?
short

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
friday night, weekend, sheena.

5. What’s the last movie you saw?
er. that was last night and it does not count. other than that i rekicked kill bill 2 the other night

6. Who was the last person you called?
me mum

7. Who was the last person to call you?
random fucktard. 10pm tech support no comment

8. What was the last text message you received?:
’sigh. he is more gorgeous than ever’

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
woolworths. waha

10. Do you prefer to call or text?
text

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
typing

12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced

?
married.

13. When is the last time you saw your mum?
a while ago

14. What color are your eyes?
green and blue. we’ve been here

15. What time did you wake up today?
05h30. i know. i know. insane

16. What are you wearing right now?
pjs

17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
argh. rudolph the rednose reindeer.

18. Where is your favorite place to be?
With someone special – the place isn’t important. (just copied your answer ‘hugh’)

19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
jail? WAHAHAH joking

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
island with nik, anen and other selected population

21. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years?
no fucking clue

22. Do you tan or burn?
tan

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
birds at the bottom of my bed. indian mynahs. no, really.

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
wahahah. something you said just now

25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
1. currently. smirk

26. How big is your bed?
people comment on it alot. its big

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
laptop

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
undies

29. What color are your sheets?
right now. theyre blue

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
2

31. What is your favorite season?
Winter.

32. What do you like about fall?
the colours

33. What do you like about winter?
snuggling

34. What do you like about the summer?
sunshine

35. What do you like about spring?
freshness

36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
2.

37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
2.

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
bare feet

39. Are you a social person?
some might say

40. What was the last thing you ate?
chips.

41. What is your favorite restaurant?
um.. right now. im not sure.

42. What is your favorite ice cream?
im loving this moo stuff

43. What is your favorite dessert?
i have a few

44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
butternut

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
grape. its hard to get

46. Do you like Chinese food?
sometimes

47. Do you like coffee?
HAVE YOU MET ME?

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
not enough

49. What do you drink in the morning?
coke. coffee. terrible i know

50. What is your favorite item of clothing?
right now, its my new dress

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
yes. i let other people sleep on it though, if i like them

52. Do you know how to play poker?
yes.

54. Have you ever been to America?
no.

55. Do you have an addictive personality?
smirk. probably

56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
home

58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Yes.

59. Do you want kids?
have one

60. Do you speak any other languages?
drunk. HAHA. no. i speak excellent afrikaans. seriously. try me

61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
um. taking fifth here

62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
yes

63. Do you prefer an ocean or a lake?
lake

64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
window

65. Do you know how to drive stick?
AGAIN!

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
i dont have any but i am going to enjoy friday night. WAH.

67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
sometimes

68. What is your favorite TV show?
will and grace

69. Can you roll your tongue?
not anymore

70. Who is the funniest person you know?
wow. i know alot of funny people. but, today, my funny person is matt

Where’s 71?
it’s hiding

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
i keep it on one beep mostly

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
no my mother does tho

74. What red object is closest to you right now?
keys

75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
yes

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
closed

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
bear

78. Do you flirt a lot?
actually. not anymore

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
i dont

80. What is your favorite food?
changes daily. it was not my lunch that i did not eat

81. Can you change the oil on a car?
no but i can do tyres

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
taking the fifth

83. Have you ever run out of gas?
wahahha.

84. What is your usual bedtime?
by 1am

85. What was the last book you read?
rereading something right now. *sheena is smacking her desk*

86. Do you read the newspaper?
yes.

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
used to. i let them lapse though

89. Do you watch soap operas?
no. although i do have a penchant for a particular one. that ill catch when i can

90. Do you dance in the car?
sing.dance.strip. ask will hah

91. What radio station did you last listen to?
radio 2000

92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
cameron

93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
i so cant reveal

94. What is your favorite candle scent?
cinnamon

95. What is your favorite board game?
battle of the sexes

97. When was the last time you prayed?
last night. but i dont call it that

98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
miss oosthuizen

99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
three days. feet in face. seriously.

100. Who was the last person to do something special for you?
wow. a few. this morning’s was a kicker.

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the longest survey of all time

28 03 2008

The Longest Survey Ever

The Basics

(a sidenote. i’m totally convinced someone i used to know wrote this survey)

1. First name

Catherine

2. Age

3. Gender

Female.

4. Happy with it?

Yes.

5. The current time is?

20h46

6. Eye color

Green. and Blue. You want me on a blue eyed day

7. Happy with it?

Yes.

8. If not, what would you change it to?

N/A

9. Hair color

Brown. naturally. ever other colour on planet since i decided i hated it

10. Happy with it?

See answer to number 9

11. If not, what would you change it to?

Er. Duh

12. Hair length

Short at the moment

13. Hair style

right now? bedhead

14. Have you ever dyed your hair?

WAHAHAAHHA. see answer to number 9

15. What color?

WAHAHHAHA SEE ANSWER TO NUMBER 9

16. Do you dye your hair frequently?

WAHAHHHA SEE ANSWER TO NUMBER 9

17. Has it ever gotten damaged?

WAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS A HAIR SURVEY

18. Are you clean-shaven?

er, im a girl, so facially yes. generally other bits, yes.

19. What’s your body type?

short, small, bendy

20. Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?

stumpy

21. Thin or full lips?

depends on who im kissing

22. Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?

thick

23. Have you ever had lice?

Wahah yes. when i was in preschool

24. How old were you?

lol. see answer to number 23. hence. approx 4

25. Nicknames

C@th, Caff, Ca, Mommy, C@temon, Gracie

26. Happy with them?

yes

27. Aliases

WAHHAHAH.

C@th
i will never disclose the other one

28. What made you choose them?

they’ve just always been there

29. If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?

um. ask my mom? i was originally going to be called Gillian though. Yes, Gillian

30. Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?

Um. Probably David. I like the name David.

31. If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?

Sometimes it gets dropped for me.

32. What heritage does your first name imply?

British

33. Middle name

Sarah. and there are some more after that

34. Last name

Jenkin

35. Place of birth

Durban, South Africa

36. Date of birth

26 June

37. Nationality

South African

38. Were you named after anyone?

erm. my bedroom curtains. i shit you not

39. Who?

er. see answer to number 38

40. What side of the family does your name come from?

i have no idea.

41. Did your parents immigrate?

to here? my dad did.

42. How about your grandparents?

no, they stayed put

43. Your great grandparents?

As far as I know, they travelled a bit

44. Farther back into your family?

I have no clue

45. Where did they emmigrate from?

lordy. my dad came from the UK

46. Where did they immigrate to?

and then he went to Rhodesia, aka Zimbabwe, and then came to SA

47. Skin color

Pink. lol.

48. What’s your facial structure like?

a face.

49. Height

short

50. Happy with it?

sometimes

51. Weight

49? i don’t remember.

52. Happy with it?

kinda

53. How old are your parents?

dad – was 72 when he died. mom – is 64. yes, like the beatles song.

54. What’s your father’s name?

Frederick

55. Your mother’s?

Eve

56. Do you have any siblings?

Yes

57. How old are they?

Samantha, sister – 36.
Richard, brother – 33.

58. What are their names?

LORDY. you really drag this out don’t ya? see answer to question 57

59. Do you get along with your family?

You could say so

60. Do you wish they were different?

*takes fifth amendment* I wouldn’t change them for the world, but maybe for a muffin. X

61. Were you ever abused by any member of your family?

Wow. Not.

62. Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?

*taking the fifth*

63. Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?

Yes. I was there. They got over it

64. If so, why?

*taking the fifth. some of us peeps remember that time*

65. Who do you get along with most?

My mum

All Time Greatest Album

Favorites

66. Color

Green

67. Month

June

68. Year

erm, 1999 and 1996 (the year we loved and hated) and this year is pretty darn rocking

69. Decade

1990’s

70. Century

erm. probably the last one

71. Millenium

er. dude. i’ve only been around for one

72. Animal

Kitties!

73. Movie

So many. tonight it’s not a steven seagal thats on telly

74. Book

pride and prejudice

75. River

river? fuck. the one i did not jump into?

76. Lake

the one kate and craig went to. um, fuck, cant remember name now

77. Ocean

indian.

78. Country

this one. despite its issues

79. City

Durban. despite its issues

80. State

this one. despite its issues

81. Province

this one. despite its issues

82. Place to go in your neighborhood

heh. right now, im contemplating me and will’s next grand expedition

83. Person

I have a few. One in particular.

84. Relative

Mom

85. Pet

Tabitha. RIP

86. Actor

Eish. I do love Adrien Brody. so thats one of my choices

87. Actress

Eish. I do love Winona Ryder. HAHAHAH.

88. Celebrity

Don’t choose well here

89. Musician

heh. im kinda partial to a few. some of them i know.

90. Singer

Alanis Morissette.

91. Band

Deftones

92. Movie genre

Fuck. I’m kinda eclectic but keep me clear of the “shoulda been a tv movie” genre. probably what people call “cult” is my thing.

93. Book genre

Autobiographies but i do love immersing myself in a good story

94. Play genre

crap. i forgot.

95. Play

wah. locally. no sir im not on the menu. internationally, not cats, but hedwig

96. Musical

HEDWIG!
Evita. (larcy laughs)
Hair

97. Poem

Just about anything by Plath or Christina Rosetti

98. Writer

Sylvia Plath
Helen Fielding
and im a secret Stephen King fan

99. Song

fuck. just one? okay right now im loving an oldie ‘let’s get tattoos’ by carter the unstoppable sex machine aka carter usm

100. Sport

couch rugby wah

101. Drink

it is not danao the shittest fruit ‘juice’ of all time

102. Food

right now, im loving this pasta i made

103. Brand of cereal

all-bran fruitful

104. Candy bar

peppermint aero. im serious. i have a problem

105. Disney princess

Wah. Ariel

106. Disney prince

Fuck. I didn’t know they were different

107. Disney villain

Wah. The wicked stepmother from Cinderella

108. Disney character

fuck. Goofy

109. CD

FUCK. the c@th compilations

110. Director

Guy Ritchie. I shit you not

111. Videogame

Puzzle Bobble 3DX

112. Computer game

Counterstrike

113. Game

Twister

114. Board game

Battle of the sexes

115. Word game

Scrabble

116. Clothing style

Fuck. i didn’t know it needed defining

117. Truth or dare question

WAHAAH. I couldn’t tell. whahahaha.

118. Fairy tale

weirdly. Cinderella.

119. Lullaby

Twinkle Twinkle little star

120. Holiday

Christmas

121. Mythological creature

Dragons. except you think they’re mythological, i don’t

122. Miscellaneous item

my butterfly ring

123. Storybook character

um. im kinda partial to spot the dog right now.

124. Movie character

bridget, but she was better in the book

125. Play character

hedwig’s manager

126. Musical character

erm. see answer to 125

127. College

not the one i used to work at, nor the one i work at now

128. Football team

fuck knows

129. Soccer team

MAN U!

130. Tennis player

monica seles. she did a good grunt ahhaha

131. Hockey team

um. i dont know

132. Basketball team

pass

133. Baseball team

paaaaaaaassssss

134. Swimmer

kate. haah

135. Track star

paaaaaaaassssss

136. Vegetable

brussel sprouts. i know, im a freak

137. Fruit

bananas

138. Toothpaste brand

aquafresh

139. Type of computer

lappy thanks

140. Medication

wahahahha. not answering. larcy will laugh

141. Poison

arsenic. takes like almonds and they dont notice. jokes

142. Type of sword

a long one

143. Type of gun

i don’t like guns

144. Planet

this one will do for now. otherwise the moon

145. Space feature

there are lots of stars..at night

146. Breed of cat

ill take them all thanks. although i did have a siamese sneeze on me once.

147. Dog

again, ill take them all

148. Spider

no thanks

149. Fish

goldfish

150. Penguin

a black and white one?

151. Species of crustacean

snail

152. Arachnid

again, no thanks

153. Insect

butterfly

154. Pair of socks

the ones with the kitties and moons on

155. Scooby-Doo character

wah. i cant remember his name

156. Spongebob Squarepants character

Gary the snail!

157. Quote

“every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end”

“under cherry trees, there are no strangers”

“you are everything, all at once”
“one person’s genius is another person’s poopoocaca”

158. Adage

pass

159. President

um. i dont have

160. Astrological sign

im partial to pisceans, sattigarians, cancerians, virgos and capricorns

161. Chinese zodiac sign

monkey!

162. Number

163. Short story

little city.

164. Word

fuck

165. Definition

oxbah HAHAHAHHAH

166. Time period

eh?

167. Dictionary brand

oxford. not websters. theres more errors in websters than there are in oxfords

168. Series of books

not the lord of the rings trilogy.

169. Publishing company

geh. just done. hehe.

170. Illustrator

blaine

171. Artist

candice

172. Childhood story

the velveteen rabbit

173. Childhood memory

i don’t have one. don’t ask me about this.

174. Facial expression

smile

175. Serial killer

wahah. manson

176. Medieval torture device

WHAT.

177. Instrument

guit. piano

178. Brand of chocolate

aero. dammit. aero. but i do love the ferrero

179. Candy

liquorice.

180. Brand of candy

erm. just shut up and give it to me

181. Time of day

evening

182. Codename Amour and Adori use

WAHAHAHAAH

183. Letter

184. Inside joke

’salad’

185. Joke

erm. eh baas still gets me

186. Scent

freshly showered person

187. Onomotapoeia

wahahahaha. i have a funny one. im not telling

188. Alliteration

larcy likes liquorice.

Funniest Stand Up Comedians

Dislikes

189. Least favorite color

i’ve not thought about deleting one. they all serve a purpose

190. Animal

dont have a least favourite

191. Number

192. President

um pretty much all of them

193. Actor

wah. steven seagal

194. Actress

wah. anyone whiny

195. Director

wah. anyone not worthy

196. Celebrity

wah. see answer to number 195

197. Artist

oh you wanted a serious answer? whahah

198. Illustrator

oh you wanted a serious answer? whahah

199. Poet

not william blake

200. Writer

meh. barbara cartland

201. Band

waahhaahha. aqua

202. Musician

kenny g

203. Singer

ricky fucking martin

204. Food

something that died

205. Fruit

kiwis. i just cant get into them, i love them but they lack substance and sustainability

206. Vegetable

dont have a least fave

207. Candy

meh. dont know

208. Candy bar

now.

209. Brand of chocolate

meh. dont know

210. Skittles flavor

wahah. i love all skittles

211. Month

often its february

212. Year

meh, i dont like to pinpoint just one

213. Decade

wahahah.

214. Century

wahhah.

215. Millenium

wahahha.

216. Era

not particularly fond of the time of the spanish inquisition. that has nothing to do witht his survey tho

217. Time period

the amount of time its taking me to do this HAH

218. Battle of the Civil War

jesus aping christ dude i dont remember

219. War

see answer to number 218

220. Battle of WWII

dunkirk?

221. Battle of American Revolution

see answer to number 218

222. Genius

erm. dont have one

223. Genus of plant

um. i think they all have merit

224. Flower

see answer to 224

225. Tree

the one outside my office.

226. Hair color

see answer to 223

227. Eye color

see answer to 223

228. Fairy tale

wah. beauty and the beast. serious. fucking hate it

229. Disney princess

waha. beauty. see above

230. Disney villain

wahahh. dont care that much

231. Disney prince

qwhaah. again, they’re different?

232. Movie character

wwahah. who knows

233. Play character

sgh

234. Book character

sigh

235. Musical character

sigh

236. Play

sigh

237. Musical

Gay – A Gay musical

JOKES

238. Person

disliked person

OH MY GOD I HAVE A LIST

239. Brand of cereal

natures source. serious. theyre shite

240. Brand of battery

wah? what? eveready.

241. Mental illness

i love them all dearly.

242. Medication

the type you get in emergency rooms when you’re dying. of course, fifteen minutes later, it’s fucking awesome

243. Serial killer

jeffrey dahmer

244. Poison

im not that experienced in it

245. Type of sword

blunt ones

246. Type of gun

any of them

247. Toothpaste brand

colgate. really.

248. Scent

unwashed person

249. Taste

anything that tastes kak?

250. Sound

chalk on board. yapping dog outside who starts every night at exactly 21h25

251. Sexual position

aiyt. i’m keen on them all hahah

252. Article of clothing

dirty socks

Favorite Simpsons Character

The Ideal Mate

253. Hair color

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so

254. Hair length

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so

255. Hair style

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so

256. Eye color

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so

257. Skin color

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so

258. Any makeup?

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so.

259. Clothing style

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so

260. Shy or outgoing?

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so

261. Happy or depressed?

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so

262. Funny or serious?

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so. but must be able to laugh at self

263. Abusive or kind?

duh. kind.

264. Respectful or perverted?

a bit of both? haah

265. Completely describe their personality

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so

266. Ideal height

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so

267. Ideal weight

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so

268. Body type

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so

269. Completely describe their appearances

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so

270. This is another space if you need it

lol

271. Cup size or condom size

WAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAH
I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so

272. Masochistic or sadistic?

jesus aping christ dude.

273. Conformist or nonconformist?

probably non

274. Artistic or athletic?

artistic over athletic

275. Intellectual or unintelligent?

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so WAHHHAHAH

276. Complex or simple?

some days the complex is simple

277. What would their hobbies be?

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so

278. Interests?

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so

279. Obsessions

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so. i like them to have similar obsessive tendencies as me though

280. Would they hug you often?

Yes.

281. Kiss you often?

Yes.

282. Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?

No.

283. Have you already found your ideal mate?

*takes fifth amendment*

284. Or as close as someone can get?

*takes fifth amendment*

285. Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?

often

286. Are you in love?

*takes fifth amendment*

287. What will you do together?

everything and nothing

288. Your ideal date

I broke all my type definitions a year ago or so

289. Your ideal wedding

WAHAHHAHA. WAHHAHAH. taking the fifth again, but people who need to know,know.

290. How many kids?

i have one thanks

291. What will their names be?

Cameron

292. What do you think they would look like?

like Cameron

293. Will you even have kids?

i have one thanks

294. If not, why?

n/a

295. Will you even get married?

taking the fifth again

296. If no, why?

n/a

297. Are you taken or single?

i’m taken with my life right now thanks

Best Guitarist Ever

What Do You Think Of?

298. Ugly people?

noones ugly unless theyre ugly inside

299. Pretty people?

noones pretty unless theyre pretty inside

300. Bald people?

id like to rub their heads

301. Scrawny African children?

id like to feed them

302. Religion?

it can box people in. and lead to more hurt than healing

303. Politics?

its not worth it

304. Abortion?

pro-choice, but i quickly discovered it wasnt for me one christmas eve

305. Church?

i have not been in years

306. Separation of church and state?

good plan

307. Blondes?

er. thats stereotypical

308. Brunettes?

er. thats stereotypical

309. Redheads?

er. thats stereotypical

310. Mainstream rock?

some of its cock rock

311. Abercrombie?

WAHAHAH> OMG AN ABERCROMBIE QUESTION its the same survey writer dudes

312. Pop music?

mostly annoying

313. Classic rock?

some of its cock rock

314. Roleplaying?

i used to be huge into it

315. Emo music?

lallaaalalallal. we dont talk about the my chemical romance thing i have

316. Ignorance?

fucking stupid

317. Stupidity?

fucking ignorant?

318. Mental retardation?

the world is populated with more undiagnosed retards than you know.

319. Friends?

love my friends

320. Disrespect?

fucking ignorant

321. Immaturity?

fuck right off

322. Republicans?

theres politics. no thanks

323. Democrats?

theres politics. no thanks

324. George W. Bush?

WAHAH. see answer to number 318

325. Your mom?

love her

326. This survey?

oh my sack. it really is the longest survey ever

327. Painted walls?

i like them as long as theyre not yellow

328. Drugs?

not for me anymore thanks

329. Alcohol?

have you met me?

330. Prostitution?

i believe it should be regulated

331. Premarital sex?

i’m in

332. Teenage sex?

i used to be in. god help the first boy who wants to shag my daughter. i will kill

333. People?

people = shit. generally. but there are persons i do adore

334. Your classmates?

wahha. i love most of them

335. Your co-workers?

wahah, i love their idiosyncracies.

336. Your school?

school/ i barely remember it

337. Your family?

love them

338. My family?

who? yours? this survey writer? dude. i worry about you

339. Your mental health?

is better than it used to be.

340. My mental health?

who? yours? this survey writer? dude. i worry about you

341. Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?

i used to. sometimes still do with cartman

342. Your life?

its ebbed and flowed.

343. My life?

who? yours? this survey writer? dude. i worry about you

344. The color green?

love it

345. Pickles?

love pickled onions

346. Food?

food is good for you. as long as nothing died

347. Electricity?

its useful

348. Niagra falls?

its pretty

349. Cataracts?

no thanks

350. Bridges?

build one over this survey please so i can get over it

351. Braces?

the pants type or the teeth type?

352. Dictionairies?

you could CLEARLY use one from the looks of that spelling!

353. Television?

love it. hate it.

354. Fairy tales?

theyre great in moderation

355. Hollywood?

again, great in moderation

356. MTV?

great in moderation

Free Xbox 360

Currently

357. What are you feeling?

tired.

358. Smelling?

burning. again.

359. Seeing?

tall building. window. lappy screen

360. Hearing?

fucktard outside racing his car car

361. Doing?

typing out my answers to this fucking long survey

362. Who are you talking to online?

nicky. finally.

363. On the phone?

noone.

364. What room of the house are you in?

lounge

365. Bored?

yes. obviously.

366. Do you look nice?

wahahah. why?

367. What are you wearing?

pjs

368. Are you eating anything?

not right now

369. Drinking anything?

yes.

370. What’s your heart rate?

fuck knows. slowish.

371. BMI?

fuck knows

372. What brand of shoes are you wearing?

none

373. What are you wishing for?

for.this.to.end

374. What are you worried about?

sleeping

375. Sad about?

nothing really

376. Happy about?

that its friday

377. Angry about?

nothing really

378. Serious about?

my daughter

379. Laughing about?

ffffound

380. Talking about?

food

381. Typing about?

this survey

Best Sports Movies

Friends

382. Who are your friends?

i have a list

383. Your best friends?

Anne
Lauren
Garry
Nikola
Nick

384. Who do you hang out with most?

Lauren

385. Who do you treat the best?

hell knows. ask them. half the time im not sure why they put up with me haha

386. Who treats you the best?

all of them

387. Do you even have friends?

wahah. yes

388. If so, why are you taking this survey?

WHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHH dead with laughter

389. Who’s the funny one?

theyre all pretty darn funny

390. The smart one?

theyre all pretty darn smart

391. The depressed one?

wah, none of them sound like kenny g

392. The punk?

nikola

393. The goth?

whaha. me?

394. The prep?

n.a

395. The jock?

N fucking A

396. The outcast?

me. lol

397. The stupid one?

me. ahahh

398. The one who you think will kill someone one day?

me, hahaah

399. The annoying one?

none of them

400. The hyper one?

me. hahahha

401. The oblivious one?

me. me and me

402. The romantic?

lauren

403. The pervert?

garry whhaha

404. The content one?

nick

405. The liar?

i wouldnt consider any of them liars

406. The cheapskate?

me hahaha

407. The ominous one?

none

408. The disrespectful one?

none

409. The abusive one?

me ahahhaha

410. The hot one?

all of them i would so shag ahahah

411. The ugly one?

none

412. The one that hates you?

er. i dont think there is one

413. The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?

er. i hope there isnt one

414. The back-up one?

back-up? erm. none of them are backups

415. The fighter?

nikola. and i love her for it

416. The lover?

lauren

417. The hippie?

me.

418. The druggie?

waha. none

419. The alcoholic?

taking the fifth here.

420. The one that’s recovering?

from what?

421. The one that’s in jail?

none

422. The one that is most likely to be in jail?

me hahaah

423. The one that’s going to be executed?

WHAT? none

424. The most likely to be murdered?

WHAT? none

425. The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?

JESUS APING CHRIST IT IS THE SAME SURVEY WRITER

and yes, me, i am the one most likely to be committed

426. The most likely to stay there forever?

ME!

427. The normal one?

none. normal is overrated and an illusion

428. The conformist?

none

429. The nonconformist?

all.

430. The masochistic one?

wahah. me

431. The sadistic one?

n/a

432. The weird one?

me.

433. The musical one?

all of them are actually quite talented or slanted in that direction

434. The artistic one?

see answer to 433

435. The perfect one?

all of them are utterly perfect

436. The literary genius?

me! WAHAAHAHH

437. The fugitive?

oh hells. i dont know

438. The juvenille delinquint?

439. The Jewish one?

none i dont think anyone is jewish?

440. The Christian one?

Lauren

441. The Buddhist one?

noones really tied themselves to it

442. The Muslim one?

none

443. The Hindu one?

none

444. The Catholic one?

Anne? but im not sure.

445. The Wiccan one?

waha.

446. The atheist?

matthew

447. The agnostic?

um. nick?

448. The cutter?

cutter of what?

449. The anorexic one?

none

450. The bulimic one?

none

451. The skinny one?

skinny would mean unhealthy

452. The thin one?

anne

453. The fat one?

none

454. The obese one?

none

455. The Satanic one?

wahah. none

oh nikola.

28 03 2008

look what the fuck i found…

here

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